If I have to wear anything but stretch pants, I'm not going.

#8. 
That moment when you realize that your outfit options for the next six months consist of "stay-at-home" stretchy pants or the similar but slightly less stained and worn "going-out" stretchy pants, each paired with whatever sweatshirt or top will fit over your growing-by-the-second belly and boobs. 

I do own a pair each of maternity jeans and khakis. But as my belly takes over, I find that anything but yoga pants just doesn't cut it. The more stretch, the better. I never thought I'd seriously consider buying a pair of Pajama Jeans, but they're looking pretty good these days.

It's not uncommon that whenever faced with the prospect of going somewhere, my first thought is, "Can I wear stretchy pants there?" If the somewhere in question requires me to put on jeans or...eeek...actual pants....then chances are, I'm not on board.